Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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No custody fightI'm getting divorced at the mo and there's no argument about who's getting the cat. My cat has never been keen on soon-to-be-ex and she runs away if she sees his gf.
About the same time that my dear husband started smuggling gf into the house for shagging sessions, my cat started getting very distressed and pooing/weeing places, noteably where it was happening. There was a big poo in the his room in the corner for a couple of months, I didn't bother telling my soon-to-be-ex (he has a poor sense of smell) and I only cleared it up when we decided to put the house on the market. Also found a big pool of wee on his mother's diary, cleaned it up with a pair of underpants that his gf had left behind.
Recently my soon-to-be-ex complained that the cat had been scratching his records! They were stacked on a bottom shelf in his room so that the ends of the covers made an ideal scratching post. Wondered what the tiny bits of paper all over the carpet were LOL
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 21:30, Reply)
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