Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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horny porno dogi lent my best mate Mark a porno film once.Come evening time,he set the mood to watch it;closed the curtains,poured himself a drink,tissues ready and away he went.As usual,his trusty Staffordshire Bull Terrier,Marvin,was at his feet.
Well.after an hour or so of frantic fwappage,Mark decided to go to the kitchen to make himself something to eat,Marvin following him.As Mark was preparing his supper,Marvin did no more than mount Marks' leg and furiously start shagging away,something he'd never even done with another dog before....Had he been watching the porn which had put ideas in his head?
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strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 22:27,
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