Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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What's with all the cat hatred in here?I've always had cats. How can you not love them? You just need to choose a kitten carefully- a snuggly kitten will grow to be a snuggly cat, and a rowdy unsocial kitten will become a not-so-nice cat. But even so, if you treat them well and snuggle them, they'll love you.
Of course, if you get a vicious kitten who attacks everything and you don't properly snuggle with him, you'll end up with something like this:
So choose your kittens well and give them lots of love. Otherwise they'll piss in your shoes and shred your genitals.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 15:51,
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