Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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one of me ol' mates from years backused to have a dog called Benson. A little fat cylindrical thing which sounded like he was permanently snoring, he spent most of his time sounding like a fat asthma kid on sports day or just simply barking at me. Didn't like me at all.
Me mate lived opposite a primary school, which had a small playing field and a steep 15 foot bank. Cue mate bringing Benson along. And rolling him down this slope. Repeatedly. As Benson spun, all you could hear was this snoring noise going louder and quieter, then louder and quieter until eventually the poor dog would reach the bottom of the bank. He done it to Benson about 6 times before Benson wised up and legged it home.
Poor Benson, the grunting hairy Chocolate Log of the dog world, passed away not too long afterwards. Admittedly though, I couldn't help but laugh at the circumstances of his untimely death. He'd broken through his back garden's fence into next door, only to catch and tear his bollocks on wire on the way through and the shock gave him a fatal heart attack.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 10:35,
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