Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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I have a pet (CAT/DOG/HORSE/COW/BULL/HEDGEHOG/TORTOISE/GIANT SNAIL)......and he's huge! So huge that we called him (KILLER/GIANT/IVAN/ROCKY/THE HIMALAYAS/.PNG POST/THE FUCKING MOON). He's great around the family, but god help the (NEIGHBOURS/POSTMAN/MILKMAN/GENERAL UTILITY REPAIRMAN/POLICEMAN/JEHOVA'S WITNESSES) who visited last time; he chased them up the (TREE/GARDEN PATH/HEDGE/SHED/ROAD/KHYBER PASS)!
He's dead now though, but instead we got another one (who'se not quite as good, but is in training).
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 8:34,
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