Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Me deceased Grandadused to have a nice little fluffy kitten. Nice little white thing it was, but was always hungry and looked very very thin on it's legs.
Me grandad couldn't understand this, as every morning he'd put out a huge saucer full of milk, and the kitten would be stuck in straight away.
So one morning he stuck the saucer out and spied from the kitchen window. His kitty was lapping at the milk quite happy until a big black tomcat from next door came into the garden, swiped the kitten out of the way and drank ALL the milk, leaving the kitten to starve.
Quick as a flash, me grandad's out the back garden, picks up the tomcat by the scruff of his neck and literally fecking UPPERCUTS this cat into his shed door about 5 yards away. The cat lands on all fours after bouncing off the door and darts straight back into next door, never to return.
Kitty never starved after that :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 11:18,
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