Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Fatdog and Adventure Ears, Part 8.I've mentioned Fatdog before, but not said a lot about her. Here she is, lying on her back:
She's a rescue dog, so I really know nothing of her history or ancestry. The best guess is that she's about 5 or 6 years old- but as she is an escape artist, she ended up at the pound.
I think she's part corgi, as she has the build of one- barrel body, stubby legs- but she has a rather short, square, rather bovine snout. She makes little grunting/whining sounds when she wants something, and is not at all shy about wanting to get in your lap, where she lays like a 30 lb. fur-coated turd.
She is also somewhat demanding of attention, and will sulk if she doesn't get it. If she's lying turd-like in your lap and you don't rub her, she'll swat at you with her paw and grunt until you do. I have concluded that she's the reincarnation of some Russian dowager...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 13 Jun 2007, 16:32,
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