Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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A mate with a Japanese Fighting Snake.This was about 10 years ago; I call over his flat and his dad is there visiting also. In the living room there is a snake tank, and Jason and his dad Colin are standing next to it.
"Do us a favour Jeccy, can you hold my new snake while I clean the tank out?"
"Not really, no" was my first answer, but regardless to this the snake to pretty much thrown at me. The little brown cunt of a creature, it notices me and starts heading towards my face. I hold the snake back, but it keeps heading for me.
"Err, Jas, he's going for me."
"No he's not. He's just been fed." was the reply. But still this little fecker's heading towards me. He's fully stretched out now and almost at my nose.
"Take it before I throw it." says I. Jason and Colin laugh, and call me a coward/chicken etc. Jason takes the snake off me and looks at me while calling me a girl. Big mistake. As soon as he took his eyes away from it the fucker spun around and dug his teeth through the flap of skin between his thumb and forefinger. Cue Colin's dad smiling and saying "See, told you he's been fed Jeccy."
Jason screamed like a little girl for about a minute, hahahahahha that'll learn 'im :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 19:52,
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