Petty OfficialsBob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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Some dippy barbint at Download last year tried to make me get a fucking 'proof of age' wristband.The festival-plod bloke giving them out did a double take and then went up to her, pointed at me and said "You honestly think this bloke looks younger than 21? GET YOUR FUCKING EYES CHECKED AFTER YOU'VE GIVEN HIM HIS BEER!"
I look older than God btw.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:21,
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That's one good thing aboutbeing fat and craggy like me, I suppose.
Last time I was carded I was 12.
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I AM fat and craggy. AND a balding beardo.Barbint was just retarded.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:32,
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The last time I was asked for ID was the 1980s./methusalations
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:43,
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I'm so old that when I started drinking nobody knew what ID was.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:46,
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you started drinking before beer was invented(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:12,
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