Petty OfficialsBob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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Did you have to cut anyone's penis off?Or shag her? Or did she give birth to a black cloud in some sort of visual metaphor for thrush-infused queefs?
You know that as soon as you turn your back on her she'll shoot you full of arrows while putting on a Bradfordian accent.
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I was fully prepared to shag herOr indeed, cut someone's penis off...but (as we all know) the best character in the whole series is Littlefinger, who never has to resort to such measures to get what he wants, relying instead on his knowledge and usefulness to gain power and influence.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:38,
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