Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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Dr Smurnoff...was at a gig last november and was ahning around with a mate of mine. I've known him for ages and always thought he was rather fit...and this was gonna be the chance to ask him out.
well he was semi-plastered by the time i got to the bar and steadily got more drunk. Antics included trying to grope me infront of his dad, introducing his curent gf as 'this is the last girl i had sex with' (poor bint) and then sucked the face off a minger.
me, now-gf and his kid sister managed to lock him in a room, where he fell over. when we let him out he managed to knock a whole pint over me (new jeans are my pride and joy). By now me and the bar maid (who he always says looks like freddie mercury)were mightily fucked off so poured what was left of a WKD and some smurnoff into his pint when his back was turned.
And he still couldn't work out why his beer was green...
(, Thu 5 May 2005, 12:09, Reply)
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