PIGEONS!! gods greatest revenge tool of justice!
Pigeons... god's greatest revenge tool..
right...

pigeons are useless?? wrong...

did you know that if you catch a few (say five)

Its not that hard, trust me!!

* Then break into some arsholes house who you know is on holiday for a fortnight.

* let the pigeons loose in any room but make sure you close all doors and windows. then...

* leave a small bowl of bread and water mixed to feed them.

then fuck off and leave them..

Its amazing how much pigeons actually shit!! especially when confined in a small space.. Whats also good is the fact they will choose a small area to perch and then stay there. just shitting.. in one place. so soon you see large piles of pigeon shit...

plus added bonus.. when we did this, one of the pigeons freaked out and flew into the window knocking itself out. it must have broke its wing or something cos it died shortly afterwards. a nice rotting pigeon with broken wing, covered in shit from its brothers and sisters..

oh and one more thing... PIGEON SHIT STINKS!! again, trust me...

takes some work but it worth it. I have photos of the room cos we just HAD to check how bad it was before the shit came back from holiday. I dont think i need to tell you what his reaction was, but it did involve the police.. he he he..
(Chunk Mcfunk, Thu 5 May 2005, 14:22, Reply)