Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
(
chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
« Go Back
Sys admin funAs the sys admin at work I have administrative rights over all the computers in the domain. When someone has annoyed me I like to wait until they're on the phone in the middle of their sales patter. Then I remotely terminate the process which relates to their business management software just when they're quoting prices etc. and watch them squirm and squiggle as they explain to the customer that "it's just disappeared".
I also like to remotely plant a picture of say a couple of fat lesbians on their disk and then start that as a process whilst they're on the phone. Imagine their reaction as they are talking to an important customer and a huge pair of beef curtains fills their screen!
PS I also like to use stirrers from the coffee machine to put little holes in all the UHT milk puts and put them back so that they start to stink as they go off!!
(, Thu 5 May 2005, 16:20, Reply)
« Go Back