the priest and the porn mag
when i was around 9 or 10, i had a friend who lived down the road who i would play outside with most days. Everyone now and again, we'd run out of stuff to do and so we'd go look around his house for stuff.

on one of these days we were looking through his wardrobe when we found a box with magazines in it, stuff like fhm and mens health etc....

as we looked into it more we found another with
magazines of a seedier nature, which we took out to a group of trees where we would "read" it for half an hour and wonder why our willies got bigger.

having not found an answer to the above question, we'd go on and play cops and robbers etc fully sporting our mini-boners.

anyway, we left it in the trees and when we came back, some bird had shat on it so we left it there for it to get moudly and generally nasty.

a while later, one of our neighbours , who happened to be a priest or a minister (a man of the cloth) had told us off really badly for something totally gay like making too much noise or whatever, so we decided to get him back by posting the shitty mouldy porn mag through his letter box.

i thougth it was funny at the time. and we werer onyl 10. honest.


im not going to apologize for my length COS U LOVE IT!
(Mr Moo Cow - HairyBeef, Thu 5 May 2005, 17:53, Reply)