Last year,
my friend got pregnant. She was a bartender in my local pub, one of the few people I've known since my first week in the US. After 6 months of pregnancy, the bosses decided to "have a talk with her" as they'd hired a new, young, very hot chick and as her pregnancy was progressing, she should "probably take some time off".
2 weeks before her final night, and the night before the new girl did her first shift on her own,......my friend, myself and 2 other people had an enjoyable lock-in and swapped all of the bar taps around, and cut the lines to 3 of the most popular beers on tap.

Lunchtime the next morning, there's me going "I ordered a Guiness, why do I have Bud?" while secretly laughing to myself. What made it funnier was that all of the regulars were informed before they went in, and knew which taps had been switched around so ordered the appropriate beverage.

I'd apologise for length, but size doesn't matter ;)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 6 May 2005, 5:04, Reply)