Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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School SpannerThe spanner in our year at school was Thompson. He was a virginal little geek with dandruff you could have ski'd through. He was also the biggest grass imaginable, even squealing to the teachers when I left a floater in the loo.
A mate of mine had liberated a .22 bullet from air cadets, and whilst in a science class, we managed to twist the bullet into the top of his bunsen burner. 15 seconds later KER-fucking-BOOM! The beaker of acid explodes, a huge fucking hole in the ceiling and Thompson flat on the floor with the acid eating a hole in the crotch of his trousers (which he quickly had to remove in front of the whole class).
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Beejay Proper old bastard, Fri 6 May 2005, 9:12,
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