I microwaved a
sex in the city video belonging to the housemate of my girlfriend. Said housemate was an utter utter cunt. It was most satisfying, giving the vid 10 second bursts in the 'wave, and checking the results. I left it once the video washed in and out of static, via purple psychaedelic warblings.

I would proably do this to any and every sex in the city video, as I hate the show so much.

Some other guy, called Edward Blanchflower (because that is his name) who I unfortunately ended up in a houseshare with at uni. He was such a steaming cunt of an idiot it was untrue. He was some kind of crusty, white, rich parented bedreadlockedgoth-ette of a twunt. One of my funniest memories of him was getting a lift to Tesco in his Seat Ibiza - driving down our road in Tottenham this group of black guys pointing and laughing at him 'cos of his dreads.

Anyhow, one night we were all really drunk, and drew on some posters of his, and stuck random bits out of the papers to them. He nearly cried, what an utter utter abject pleb - for all his surly rowdiness he was like a four year old whinging about it.

So remember folks: Ed Blanchflower = cunt
( Liquid Crystal, Fri 6 May 2005, 12:12, Reply)