Revenge of the Nerd
A rather annoying quarterback from our high school team (notice I did not use the term football to avoid confusion) had a high opinion of himself and his brand new (mommy and daddy puchased) Mustang. After observing with great disdain his constant bragging regarding the car's and his performance in various situations I devised a lovely bit of justice to be wrought upon him.

After purchasing a propely sized whole frying chicken from the local market, I carefully crawled under said Mustang and stuffed it on top of the magnificent high-flow muffler under the middle of the car. (All done during practice of course to prevent an altercation.) I secured the now hidden chicken with a wire coathanger to ensure the longevity of its stay.

The next morning at school, imagine my delight when the arrival of our hero is announced by a lovely baked chicken smell - quite powerful. And then try to suppose my glee when his tiny brain failed to discover our fowl friend for 5 days thus rendering it foul indeed and increasingly moreso until it's discovery in a mechanic's shop and a $200.00 bill to have it detailed to remove the stench.

Apologies for length... but it was good to finally tell all.
(Pastor of Muppets, Fri 6 May 2005, 14:40, Reply)