Revenge on the Anal-Rententive Ex-Fiance
When my ex-fiance and I split up, he had possession of some of my belongings that I wanted back. I contacted him repeatedly to no avail. One of his housemates liked me and, being sympathetic, snuck me into the house to retrieve my things when the ex was away for a few hours. After gathering my belongings, I took one last look around his room, noting that, as usual, everything was rigidly neat and orderly - a place for everything, and everything in it's place, just as in every aspect of his life. By the way, my ex had a low threshhold for stress. Any change or inconvenience, no matter how minor, usually set off an attack of severe stomach pain and sometimes diarrhea which occasionally required hospitalization to treat. So I rearranged his room. Everything was still neat and orderly, just in an entirely different place. Then I left. I understand he needed almost an entire bottle of antacid to get his stomach pain under control.
(bunnybutt, Fri 6 May 2005, 21:08, Reply)