Rat F**ks
Petty sabotage was described as above at our fraternity. Washed, but unrinsed, dishes and pots & pans had all fifty brothers scurrying with only six sit-down toilets. Gross-out Sat. dinner with yellow water, red mashed potatoes and blue meat; humans cannot eat blue meat.

So many more: fires, explosions, drained brakes, peanut butter & bananas blown up all over your room, etc. Pumpkin guts in your bed or a garden hose set off in your groin. Road kill at dress dinner. Unplugged freezer full of meat and ice cream upon return from Spring Break.

Various viscious acts upon the intoxicated, including the Fire Brigade: the passed-out lad is dragged into the hall on his back. A campfire of wooden matches is built and lit upon his chest. The Fire Brigrade would then circle up and pee him out. 2d degree burns, a hole in the shirt and the stench of used ale greeted the victim.

Pizza barfed out three stories onto frozen cars, to be scraped off with with spatulas and boiling water.

Ain't college grand?
(Lister, Sat 7 May 2005, 3:23, Reply)