Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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Underwear...A "mate" of ours left his bag over my house one day. So the day after, I invited a bunch of mates over excluding him. We went through his bag finding nothing out of the ordinary apart from a spear pair of Ben Sherman boxer shorts?! So we thought we could have some fun!
At first we squirted some hand cream onto the cruch and rubbed it in a bit to look like cum. Then we decided to smear some Marmite on the ass to look like shit. That's when we completly lost our minds.
Some things we did to them:
*smeared them in mud
*dipped them in the hole where the washing line goes (full of rusty rainwater, leaves and sludge).
*drilled a hole in them(don't ask why)
*flung them into a slodgy ditch
*pissed on a tree, and dipped them in it
*got dog shit out of the bin and smeared it on
etc
We then put the pants in a carrier bag, put them back in the "mate's" bag and invited him over.
After explaining to him that "my cousins" took the pants over the park and messed about, we showed him. The look on his face was priceless!
And he was convinced that it wasn't shit but chocolate icecream! And he kept them!
Incase you were wondering, heres some pics of the shitty pants...
(, Sat 7 May 2005, 19:30, Reply)
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