Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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An old witch in the accounts dept.Her name was Maggie. She had a hideous condition that meant her piss seaped through her skin and she constantly stank like an old woman's knickers. To combat this she would spray herself throughout the day with "4711" eau de toilet.
She sacked my mate Kirk.
I waited til she went home, took her perfume to the khazi, emptied half the bottle and topped it up with fresh piss. She was so used to the smell on herself that she never noticed. For weeks afterwards the whole building was full of the whisper "she seems to be getting worse with her problem............do you think someone should tell her." As far as I am aware, nobody ever did.
(, Wed 11 May 2005, 0:55, Reply)
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