PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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@chthonicWhen I eventually wed Mrs Legless(*), and start having kids, I fear that I'm going to turn into Mr Over-Protective Dad. Certainly if we have daughters. I'll be terrified that they'll meet someone like me when I was younger. I plan to get a shotgun license and a shotgun and, first time a new boy comes round the house to pick up daughter I'll be sitting there, polishing my shotgun , and will look at them with my best Paddington Bear stare and say:
"Bring her back by 11. Intact."
She's going to hate me...
Cheers
*And, as I met Mrs Legless via B3ta, our wedding will be be webcast. I don't know if we're the first B3tans to marry but I'll bet it'll be the first B3tan webcast marriage.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:33,
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