PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Vomit........nothing makes me gag more (excuse the pun) than vomit.
This is a bad thing as i have a 15 month old daughter, and 15 month old children generally have a tendancy to vomit without warning.
Tuesday night. Baby has the sniffles so we decide to give her some medicine. Problem is, she's just had 8oz of milk as it's bed time. Milk is already in baby's belly, medicine enters, baby sits quietly and looks at me uncomfortably...she coughs. Cmpod and Mrs.Cmpod jerk with fear....
HURGHBLUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHHHHH goes the baby.
Hmmm....that's a giant pool of milky, carroty (she had them for tea), slimy, Quavery, gross, warm VOMIT....
HHRRRGHHHBBLURGHHHHHHHHHHHH goes Cmpod....
My vomit was slightly less pleasing.
The truly awful part? My wife had to clean it up becasue i couldn't face the mountianous pile of gut-juice. She's still not talking to me properly. Still, my little girl thought it was hilarious, when she's older I'll explain that she was very nearly collatteral damage.
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The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:42,
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