WET WOOL AND BEING TICKLED
I am actually sat here sucking on my teeth and sweating because I can't stand it, sometimes I have to wait for mr sp@m to unload the washer if I think there might be a rogue wooly sock or glove in there.


My actual most massive phobia is being tickled, people don't understand what this does to me, It all stems back to being about 5 years old and at a christening. A member of the hosts family thought I looked all cute in my pink dress and decided to tickle me, as any little old dear does. But she didn't stop armpits, under the chin, ribs, knees... :( she mistook my cries for help and tears and eventual screams of sheer terror as an appeal for more tickling. All I can remember is being more terrified than I have ever been before and then passing out. Ever since that day if anyone comes near me who looks like they are going to tickle me gets a shouty earful. If anyone has the misfortune to actually tickle me then I feel very sorry for them as usually my instinct takes over and one of my limbs usually takes an involuntary swing at them.

NEVER TICKLE MRS. SP@M!
( Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:48, 4 replies)

I hear that
it took my boyfriend a good while to realise that if he tickles my feet I WILL kick him in the face/balls whatever, its not voluntary, but I did warn him!

he still tickles me though.
(Katzilla Follow Me! @Kat_Zilla (I don't promise funnehs), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 15:06, closed)

a question
so what would happen if you were tickled by a wet sock puppet?

I hate the tickling thing too - it started as a kid being pinned down and tickled - aaargh!!! I've dealt many an ex-girlfriend an involuntary kick to the head because they thought this was "funny". Grr.

Doesn't stop me doing it to my son though! Muhahahaha
(dahogga is exiting stage left, pursued by a bear, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 15:10, closed)

I can't stand it either
it's not funny, it fucking sucks

can't stand being poked with a finger in the side or stomach either

used to be a bit (more of a) fat fucker (than I am now) and "friends" used to do it. Can't stand it now.

I've had to have words with my girlfriend about it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:19, closed)

Count me in for hating tickling.
My kids love to be tickled but nothing pisses me off faster than someone trying to tickle me.

Is it any wonder I don't spend much time talking to my older sister who is *still* a bully?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:09, closed)