PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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ZombiesAll you need do is spend a couple of hours walking round Lakeside Shopping Centre during a bank holiday weekend and you're surrounded by meandering crowds of barely alive, shambling, slow witted zombies all slowly repearing the same words as they shuffle round aimlessly.
"Wooooooooooolworths...."
"Innit...."
"Fahhhhhhhhkin' IKEA"
Honestly, there's hordes of the buggers. They all seem to congregate in groups right in front of the shelf you want to get to, but stare back at you with empty, lifeless eyes when you politely say "excuse me please".
To make matters worse, I have evidence that they're multiplying.
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