PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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BASTARDISATIONTHAT'S WHAT IT IS. BOILS MY FECKIN' PISS!!
Many English words *come* from the Greek language. Especially the medical ones:
neurology: nevra=nerves + logikos = the study of.
gynaecology: gynaeka = woman, study of.
colostomy (my favourite): kolos = arse + stoma = mouth / opening
Then there are the likes of francoplile, meaning one who likes/loves all things French.
NOW my bowels are really getting in an uproar!!!
CUNTING GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Paedophile.
Paidia = children
Philos = friend / friendly.
THE CORRECT TRANSLATION MEANS "ONE WHO LIKES (AND IS FRIENDLY TO) CHILDREN.
I AM THEREFORE A FUCKING PAEDOPHILE IN THE CORRECT SENSE OF THE WORD BECAUSE I LIKE CHILDREN. I WORK WITH THEM AND HAVE ONE OF MY OWN.
*breaks into sweat*
(Yeah, I know, "pigs sweat, men perspire and ladies glow" - I am sweating like a pig in anger!
*fumes* and *stinks* simultaneously
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 15:38,
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