Sand
It upsets me so much...
I can touch it with my hands, but having it on my bare feet makes me go ice cold, then vomit.

The very worst is getting it in-between my toes... *shudder*

I don't go on holiday to beach places. When we were in Cornwall over the Summer, we had to find stone beaches to go to.

Er... And my parents were showing me pictures of a holiday to... [some hot beachy place], which was ok, until I saw the one of someone walking across the sand, leaving footprints.

I threw up at that point, shortly after running out.

And I've already said that I can't deal with vomiting.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Kaol, please stamp your tickets by the door, and keep your hands and arms inside the cart at all times.
( Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:34, 13 replies)

FREAK

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:40, closed)

:(
I'm pouring my heart out, and that's all you can say?
( Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:43, closed)

Pay no attention!!
to the nasty meany.
(ShitBitch, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:49, closed)

You poor bugger....
....have a click.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:50, closed)

@ShitBitch: It's ok,
I've posted him a nice envelope full of baked beans.
( Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:50, closed)

But you're afraid of
EVERYTHING.
You're such a girl!

What's next? Are you afraid of rainbows? Or the thought that kittens may be secretly watching you, watching endlessly watching, with evil thoughts in their minds?
You big pansy.

EDIT to the baked beans - NNNOOOOOO...!!!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:51, closed)

I'm not afraid
of EVERYTHING.
I'm quite happy to have snakes or spiders crawl all over me.
I'm not scared of needles or cotton wool or newspaper or eye-slicing.
I'd happily cut someone open and play catch with the organs, whilst rubbing them over my glistening, bloody torso... Er...

Just the things on my list. They're the only bad things.
( Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:55, closed)

Ok then Kaol
I understand. I'm sorry I made light of your obviously very serious phobias.

Sorry.

you big poof
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:57, closed)

Burt?
I'll cut you open and fill the wound with baked beans

Lots of love,

Kaol
( Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:59, closed)

Hehe!
Cheers Kaol, I really am sorry for making light of it, I've actually been finding your posts very interesting.
You could probably fill the best page all by yourself this week.
*clicks*

See? No sub-text or anything
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:01, closed)

:D
I know you're joking, t'is all good!
Just you wait for my post about *The most specific terror of all time*

Anyway, pub time!
( Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:04, closed)

Kaol
I've decided I like you because you make me feel normal. Well, less mad. Well, not as completely fucked up as you. Well, on a par with you, but no worse.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:14, closed)

Ooh get you two!!
Bert and Kaol sitting in a tree.

K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Sun 13 Apr 2008, 15:49, closed)