PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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bert monkeysexthere is plenty of teh aids to go around i am told. the best place to go if you want teh fresh aids is junction 13 of the m6. otherwise if you go into the freezer section of aldi you can find teh aids beside teh chocolate cakes. I also heard you can catch teh aids by saying hello to a monkey but i think that was just scaremongering. apparently teh aids came about when people sexed monkeys up their poo chutes, so poo sex is bad full stop. if you email me your address i will put some of my teh aids in a sterile bag and post it to you for your pleasure and enjoyment
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