Well, there's some learning to do here...
Anal sex comes with lots of "If's"

IF the recipient has recently dropped a load.
IF the load was solid
IF the recipient is receptive to the idea
IF the recipient is subconsciously happy with the idea (that's the clincher)
IF the "giver" knows what they're doing
and IF there's perfect communication,

IF all of these situations are fulfilled, then anal sex can be really enjoyable for both parties.

The rumours of sweetcorn are RUMOURS. The "unhappy" girls you see in pornos are either a) being abused by an asshole who doesn't care, b) pretending to be in pain, because it makes money. (I'm sorry to say that "a" is the most likely)

I have introduced a lot of curious people to anal sex, and all - having been given the right introduction - love it.

I've also met a lot of lasses who say "noo, it REALLY hurts" ... simply put.. if you're being hurt then you're either not mentally happy with it (and shouldn't be doing it) or - most likely - the fella who's trying to shove his cock in your ass is utterly clueless and needs to have his tackle removed.

It's like a good paint-job: the results are only enjoyable IF the preparation is good.

Oh... and another thing... if you end up covered in shit, you're doing something VERY wrong. (Or you're German, and you're doing it on purpose)

Sorry... it really gets on my tits when I hear people putting anal down. Sure, it's not for everyone, and I only indulge when someone REALLY wants to play... but for those who know what they're doing and have the right frame of mine, it's fucking Brilliant.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:19, Reply)