PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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belly buttonsnot me, my mad auntie. she's terrified of them! when my cousin was a baby, i was about to blow a raspberry on his tummy in that way that small children find hysterical, when suddenly, she comes flying at me, screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
i asked her what was wrong and she said "you can't do that. you. just. can't."
after 10 minutes of haranguing, she finally told me why i just couldn't: "you might touch his belly button."
i don't know if it's the button that's the problem or the thought of touching it, but you can't even say belly button near her without her having one of those full-body shivers.
weird bitch.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:49,
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