Bollocks!
It always amuses me what some people will believe. They seem to think that just 'cos they read it on the Internet or in the newspaper it must be true.

Now think about what you've just written.

"More people are killed every year by donkeys than die in plane crashes."

Now read it again. Do you *honestly* think this could be true. Are there hordes of killer donkeys out there charging into third-world villages and savaging the inhabitants?

And how do these killer-donkeys actually manage to kill so many people. They haven't go razor sharp teeth or fangs for tearing, they can't actually hold you down (lack of opposable thumbs) and strangle you. I suppose they might, with a million to one shot, be able to give you a nasty kick, but, to be honest, even a starving third world teenager could take a donkey. They're not very big.

www.snopes.com/science/stats/donkey.asp

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 1:27, Reply)