PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Wombles Part 3In which I contend that - despite the outwardly fluffeh looks - Wombles are in fact the fur-clad incarnation of Evil... much like cats.
Cats are essentially Evil little bastards... we only like them because they look cute. Ever seen them casually stabbing a mouse with their claws? "oohh innee cooote. He's playing with the mouse" NO HE ISN'T... He's going to KILL it and he's just ENJOYING the moments of panic the mouse displays.
"They're collecting rubbish" NO THEY'RE NOT!!! they're putting the park wardens out of a job, and inadvertently converting Wimbledon common into a landfill!!
Orinoco is a dithering fool, Uncle Bulgaria seems nice (he's actually an incontinent stinky old git who "touches" the younger Wombles when he can), Madame Chaulet is nothing more than a filthy whore, and Tobermoray is the source of most of the annoying conspiracy theories.
Fox hunting should be banned, but Womble-Polo should be introduced to keep the horse-riding blood-thirsty gentry satiated.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:03,
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I'm shockedAnd my hand hovers over the ignore button!
But then in true CHCB it finds its way back to my knickers....
Mmm....Womble Porn.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:05,
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Ignore me?I'm shocked.
Imagine what you'd miss!!
Oh well.. go play with mimsy instead.... it is 4pm here at any rate, so it's allowed!!
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:07,
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