PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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@ Dirty weekerSlugs are snails whose homes have been repossessed by greedy slug landlords, thus the empty shells we find are the assets of Montgomery Burns-esque gastropod tycoons. Since they don't even pay capital gains tax on their secondary residences, I feel it my personal mission to liberate this protective housing for provision to the oppressed slugs in my vicinity.
Most of the time, the ungrateful bastards don't even want their new 'pied a terre's' so I pour salt on the thankless slimy feckers.
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