PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Being a parentdoesn't stop me from not really liking babies. Even though I have three kids and fed, bathed and changed their butts, I don't feel this strange inherent love for babies that most people seem to feel. They're smelly, they're needy, they're fragile, and they all look like either Albert Einstein or Winston Churchill.
Once they get big enough to understand language they become much more interesting, but even so I'm not that fond of little kids- apart from messing with their pointed little heads.
Left to my own devices I probably never would have had any, but I was married to a Catholic who had it pounded into her head from birth that Good Girls Want Babies. She was after me to get her pregnant immediately after marriage, but I managed to hold her off for five years before giving in. Now that they're here I love my kids, but I never really felt a burning urge for having children.
Fucking Catholics. It's their fault.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:53,
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