PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Well said OsokI liked the way you managed to mix dystopia with a little bit of politics.
Paxo "So, Home Secretary, what do you intend to do about the rising rates of youth crime?"
Home Sec "About half past twelve. We're Listening!"
Paxo "Why are more and more of Britain's youth resorting to knife crime?"
Home Sec "Well, firstly I've always admired UB40 and "Don't Break My Heart" holds very special memories for me. If I were stuck on a desert island this would certainly be one of my discs. We're STILL listening!"
Paxo "Do you think that fewer and fewer prison places might be a factor in keeping these individuals in society?"
Home Sec "In real terms, more and more people are turning their back on a life of crime according to official statistics. Therefore in real terms New Labour is excellent and people love paying much more tax and in real terms people want fewer and fewer services in return"
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