Could be worse....
It could be "confused scuba diver, inadvertently underneath fishing boat, who has been stunned by a lead weight clipping him behind the ear-hole, leading to a momentary grey-out that allows a panicking hooked conger to tightly wind the line around his neck.

As vision returns, the diver is eye to eye with the biggest set of teeth this side of Janet Street-Porter, which immediately fasten themself onto his unprotected throat.

The cruel nylon tightens remorselessly as the fat bloke in the boat hauls mightily, garrotting the hapless rubber-clad victim, as line and hooks cut deeper into neoprene and flesh, and the enraged eel's thrashing tail knocks off his mask.

Alone in a cloud of bubbles, blood and eel-slime, he attempts to scream but cannot as, for the final indignity, a razor sharp hook impales his twitching ricker and begins to drag his helplessly squealing, thrashing body towards the surface...."

But I didn't.

And it'd be a tough job smuggling a filleted diver back onto dry land, so DG is probably safe. Unless I run out of bait.....
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:42, Reply)