Andrea
My mate was dating a German girl called Andrea when we were 16. She was a complete fucking nightmare, but, she was also a complete slut (to a 16 year old - this is an important virtue).

After a few months of bedroom antics he decided that eh needed to leave her for someone who does not cry every time she gets the hiccups, coughs or looks at her face in the mirror.

The thing is, every time he tried to dump her she would turn on the waterworks, say she will change, scream, make a scene, threaten to kill him, then herself, then scream more. He always agreed to give it another go as he just was not a strong enough man.

He needed a plan to get rid of her once and for all

So he told her he had AIDS

He told her he caught it from a previous girl and he could not be with her anymore as he would kill himself if he infected her.

HE also didn’t think this through to well. As she, in turn, told the entire six form of his illness. Within a week he had gone from the Stud who is banging the German to the Kid with Aids. People would cross the road if they saw him coming. No one would sit near him or touch him. His pleas of “its Aids not leprosy” fell on deaf ears.

He came clean when it got back to his parents and his mother had almost instant breakdown. Most of us found it really funny. The poor German girl, who had spent the weeks campaigning and trying to raise awareness, did not.

His plan had worked - she never did talk to him after that. But neither did any other female.
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:07, Reply)