What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Christ...This is funny. So, so funny. Fisting a girl with chilli powder? Fuck, dude, you must be some kind of sexual LEGEND! Yeah man. LEGEND! Jesus. Jesus I'm laughing. Jesus, I can't stop. LEGEND!
Wait. I read a bit more. Vomit in her chuff? Jesus! Did you think that up yourself? LEGEND!
Aha. Ahahahaha. Aha. Aha.
So funny. So, so, so funny. I mean it. Really. You're funny.
So, so funny.
Hang on. And you finish with a word in GERMAN! German? You're not just funny. You're eru-fucking-dite, dude. You have learning. Are you a kind man? A wise man? Do you have plans, do you have wisdom? Bullshit man!
You rock. I mean it.
No, I do.
I really do.
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