What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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College (again, sorry)I was a cadet at a Southern Military College. My girlfriend from high school had decided (after being URGED by her Mother to do so) to go to college about 7 miles from my school. Great thinks I!
NOT.
She was very pretty. Italian by birth, olive skin, great brown eyes, and she had actually done some local modeling. And she was quiet. Not that I prefer my women to be quiet, but ultimately, she was, it's an important characteristic though. Very demure girl. PERFECT for a military school cadet, no?
NO.
Freshman year in a military college is like going through basic training for an ENTIRE year...and for those of you that have served: Basic Training on Steroids. Absurdly, Grossly and Insanely over-militaristic. (later, at OCS I was AMAZED at how easy it was and how nice everyone was!)
So you rarely get away from campus. Gina I shall call her (for that was the monicker her parents had saddled her with) was, apparently, a person who hated to be alone. So she ended up messing about with one of the upperclassmen at my school!
That place was like a quilting bee (gossip, gossip and more gossip) and eventually word got to yours truly. So I broke up with her. And she came back about 2 months later.
This was a theme that was repeated over and over again. Literally, I took her back 6 different times. And STILL she wandered.
So, it's now Junior year, I've got nice shiney gold rank on my uniform and I bump into her at some restaraunt. She looks good. So I end up getting back with her for the 7th time (dont worry, the breakup is coming, promise) and after a year, she does it again. This time at home.
I am done. Through. Kaput! But I want revenge. So, like a good sniper, I wait...bide my time...and sure enough: we get back to our respective schools and: she comes back! Telling me what a great guy I am, how I represent what is good about people, honor, duty, blah blah blah.
I meet her at hers and I shag her rotten. And as I am kissing her goodbye at the front door of her apartment, I reach into my uniform jacket and extract a letter I had written the day before and hand it over. Complete with a wax seal on the back.
All the hurt I felt each time she screwed around drained from my body as I stood there, saw that expectant look in her eyes as she tore open the letter...anticipating my using words like 'love' and 'forever' and 'marriage' only to be deflated by:
Dear Gina.
I am tired of all the crap you have put me through these past few years, I think you are a whore and a waste of my valuable time. Henceforth, should you desire to contact me, I would request you write a letter and stick it right up your ass because I shall not waste another moment of my life even THINKING about you!
Yours, Most Sincerely,
Citadel
She dumped me right then and there. Joy!
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:31,
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Oh dear.You do realize that she kept screwing around because you kept taking her back. In a way, you were letting her know that as long as she was sufficiently humble for a while, she could pretty much do whatever she wanted.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:53,
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YesBUt that the time, I was unaware of this. I was still blinded by what I thought was 'lust'...erm "LOVE" I mean. Yeah.
The best part was she seemed to break up with me normally right around the major holidays! Result!
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:09,
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Self-perpetuating misery.Should have dumped her after the second time. Everyone is allowed a second chance.
Still it could have been worse. You could have married her.
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girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:11,
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Could have been worseyou could have married her AND had kids!
Always look on the bright side of life
*whistles*
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Yes, you are rightPerhaps, if the QOTW is right one day, I will share the rest of the story. THat wasnt the end of it all. I had my 'stage two' revenge as well. :) YEARS later! Remember: I have the patience of a good sniper...
:D
Cheers!
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 21:41,
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