What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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hmm fairly OT but...This is a case of a good friend of mine, who didn't particularly try hard to get dumped but rather had a really hard time getting dumped.
Said friend was in the far east doing a bit of travelling and all that business, teaching in thailand for the most part.
He finds a nice local lady and proceeds to have his wicked way with her, fuelled by thai whiskey and not really concerning himself about the fact he was most definetely not looking for anything serious...
Thinking very little about his casual liasons with this bird at first, all was hunkydorey until he got to know her a little bit better and realised his cunning plan to crush her fragile lady-emotions and run off into the sunset full of bravado may have been ill thought out.
Firstly, he discovers this bird is a bit of a master at martial arts and was some sort of thai kickboxing champion, "fucksocks. Thought he, oh well...martial artists are notoriously well disciplined and wouldn't use their skills unless their life was threatened."
Until he discovers factoid number 2, that his ladyfriend was only recently released from an institution she was detained at for some time due to an incident involving some scary shit and a dead man.
Now absolutely shitting it, he decides to just get it over and done with, the result of which was a fairly severe beating and being dragged half a mile off the back of her motorbike.
He is scared of the far east now.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:34, 1 reply)
*cancels holiday flights**clicks*
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 23:07,
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