What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Politics, always a goodieI went out with a trendy tree-hugging liberal once, and when I'd had enough I hit on the cunning plan of explaining at length why George W. Bush was a visionary leader and a latter day Socrates, and then following with a brief verbal dissertation on Ayn Rand.
Did the trick nicely.
EDIT: To clarify, nothing wrong with trendy tree-hugging liberals - in fact they tend to be my type, as I hope some of their general caring niceness might rub off on me, but so far it hasn't and I remain apathetic...
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:46,
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oooo...Nice one.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:43,
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