What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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You win nothing but your BFHJust remembered this one, an old friend of mine had been in a bit of a crappy relationship that had seen his current beau alienate half of his mates (myself included as I was allegedly a bad influence).
Naturally, he had the rose tinted glasses of lurrve on so he didn't realise that she was a proper nutjob until it was too late.
The day those rose tinted glasses did finally fall off were during a trip to the Trafford centre.
Allegedly she threw a mad hissy fit at him in the middle of New Look as he made a comment about a coat she had tried on, he just calmly handed her the shopping bags with her shopping in, said "this isn't going to work, bye" and left her there.
Did I mention that they live in a village outside of Barnsley? and this was late afternoon, so she had to make her own way home on two trains and a bus because noone really liked her and she never learned to drive as she had the ability to use my mate as a taxi service(no matter what the hour).
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person really.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:30, Reply)
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