What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Kittens?When I wanted to take my mind off of, well, 'release' I would picture a dead and bloated cow laying alongside a road, flies buzzing around and periodically landing on the gaping slash across it's rib cage.
It wasnt a flaccid cure, but it sure as hell took my mind off, um, release.
You sir, are a frikkin' rockstar!
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 5:12,
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