What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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my last girlfriendwas a ginger vegetarian who hated all sport and only listened to house music. I didnt have to try hard organised a saturday afternoon BBQ followed by watching the football then went to watch a band. I got dumped the next week. So happy. Although the evil carrot munching harlot still has my boosh box set, some really nice dior shades my mum bought me and a hoody. I see her daily on our walks to work. Its got to the point that we now have "our own" side of the street to walk on.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:53,
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Next time..You might want to reclaim all your stuff before scheduling a break-up.
experience talking here
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:48,
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that dastardly ginger wench!get your boosh set back, you have to! even if just for nanageddon!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 21:08,
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