What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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No sense of humour? I sympathise...I once wrote a 'humorous' song which involved, as one of its principal 'jokes,' a line about sleeping with your girlfriend's sister. Most of my friends thought this song was funny, if a little distasteful.
The girl I was dating at the time didn't realise I was joking. The mortified look, followed by "So you slept with your last girlfriend's sister?" was a good indication that we were on very different wavelengths. (I'm just glad she didn't think I was confessing to sleeping with her sister...)
Love the erection joke. Fnaar fnaar.
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