What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Oh GodMy last boyfriend was like trying to shake off a fucking cling on. It was terrible , I tried everything.
He was just so clingy and irritating, it really bugged me especially when he ate food in bed, onion rings and a cornetteo to be specific. I tried farting in bed to maybe put him of me, he said it didn’t, he just liked the fact that I could be comfortable round him. I tried just giving him the brush off which ended in 27 missed calls and 16 txt messages, this is after about 10 hours.
I started to think I’m never going to get rid of this weirdo, I started getting a bit unsure about the whole situation when he offered to have my dinner ready for me 'for when I get home' home? Home? When I get what? What was that? (Little red flag going up here) I don’t live with you my friend, I know you a week!
Anyway the result was, I just got that pissed off with him, I went on a three day bender and when I was drunk enough to not know what I was doing I text him telling him 'I don’t think it is working out' lol and switched my phone off for the remainder of the bender. Seriously cruel but very kind.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:18, 2 replies)
ha!Would this be the onion ring guy you were talking about ditching a few weeks back?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:18, closed)
hahahahYes this would be the onion ring guy! haha
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:19, closed)
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