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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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For everyone who has been dumped
Have some chocolate

news.woolworths.co.uk/dairymilk/

Yes it's real
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:33, 9 replies)
Aww..how sweet of you

Coupons for free stuff rock!
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:35, closed)
Damn it!
There are no Woolworths in this city that I know of!

GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:07, closed)
I'd send you my bar
but I ate it already. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:09, closed)
Oh my..
TWW is going to get all excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:11, closed)
Bugger
I've not got time to walk down to Woolies this afternoon.

Nice thought though.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:13, closed)
@k2k6
You don't have time for chocolate? What's wrong with you man? Make time ,)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:15, closed)
oh noes!
we haven't got a woolworths!

thank you all the same for the lovely thought.

oh, wait a minute, I haven't been dumped, so I don't qualify anyway!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:50, closed)
Damn damn damn
Our internet's been dead all day - I missed the coupon. I missed the free chocolate. I missed it!

*goes off into corner to sob loudly*

*remembers there are chocolate brownies in the kitchen and cheers up slightly*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:07, closed)
Damn. Someone
go get me one and send me one. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 20:23, closed)

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