What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Missed out on losing my virginityUsed to go to a nice little youth club where I started seeing a girl, literally, we were only about 10 or 11.
Now this girl already had a bit of a reputation, but to be honest. I was too young to really know what this all meant.
After a couple of weeks of amateur face hugging she decided it was time to step things up a notch so asks me to meet her in this secluded spot where she was going to show me something.
By this time my mates had started taking this piss, I was young and should be playing football and vandalising things, not getting it on with some girl. Peer pressure got to me and I decided that yes, although I had agreed to meet her I didn't say I wouldn't bring my friends along.
Off we trundle, and my mates stay just out of view whilst I walk on to the rendezvous site where I'm greeted by the sight of my young lady sans top.
I don't know what to do. Do I try and get some action? Do I even know what "action" is, I'm only a fucking child? All i know is that my mates have been taking the rampant piss out of me. So I go for plan C....
Plan C
Get her to dump me by:
1.Turn tail and start running.
2.Pass through mates screaming "Lisa's got her tits out"
3.Leave girlfriend (now ex) in pile of tears as all my mates run over to see her tits
4.Wonder if I did the right thing as my mate Dan ends up losing his virginity to her after comforting her for the next few weeks. It now takes me 3 years to lose mine.
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:04,
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I hate to thinkhow screwed up that girl was to be offering herself at such a young age. 10 or 11? She should have been playing with dolls, not boys.
I'm not blaming you by the way. Actually, your reaction was probably about normal for a kid of that age.
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