What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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willy sticksI can vouch for the various pain associated with this procedure.
1. the blood test, easy peasy..
2. willy swab. take a very small wire with a small cotton bud on the end. put it down the jap's eye about an inch and twirl. PAIN
3. go back to work and forget the pain.
4. go have a piddle and REMEMBER THE PAIN ALL OVER AGAIN as the hot piss hits the swabbed area.
Almost enough to swear off sex forever... almost.
Still the results came back negative so I told the "ex" I came back clean so whatever you got, you didn't get it from me. I could have posted my own story I suppose but it wasn't that good.
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